Hi, my name is Ken

I'm a weird kid from Pittsburgh.

I thought peanut butter was green until I was 20.

I taught a dog water rescue.

I was part of a series of successful petitions to free my high school history teacher from a Russian prison.

Once, I took an 8:30 a.m. train to Philly for a cheesesteak. And took the next train back to NY.

Mac Miller used to ask for my notes in Spanish class.

I broke my leg walking down the street. Now I'm part metal.

I made Kate McKinnon laugh and got flicked off by Jamie Lee Curtis.

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My resume is here as a pdf if you're interested.

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If that's too boring, I animated some of it below.

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To the right, you can see my proudest achievement - a trophy for 9th place. I came in other places in other things too, so you can check that out below – if you want.